Grandmaster Judge Gifts

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Steak Ted?'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Desert Island BBQ

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Now that's a win."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"