Grandmaster Judge Pillows

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Steak Ted?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Desert Island BBQ

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

"Now that's a win."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme