Court Master T-Shirts

I love Basketball.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

What My Day Feels Like

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Guitar Man.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"We make crime pay."

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

AIDS prevention

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

Existential Risk

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'