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Trial by Media

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"You can't plead cute."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

I love Basketball.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

Yo Yo Tricks.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

Counsel's Opinion.

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"It's a setup."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

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