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'I'm starting to see how you might be quite an asset to the firm.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

A woman playing a keyboard

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"My best friend is my phone."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Piano desk.

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

Organist

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

Conducting a blue bird.