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'I'm starting to see how you might be quite an asset to the firm.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A woman playing a keyboard

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"My best friend is my phone."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

Piano desk.

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Organist

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

"I was going to make a seven course gourmet dinner, but the microwave is broken."