Nest Master Pillows

Wow, you really straightened up the place while I was gone.

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"River well stocked this year."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Catatonic

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Caliologist

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'How long's he been out there?'

Egg Buggy

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Missing you.

Untidy bedroom

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'