Tech-savvy Napper T-Shirts

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Wedding selfie stick

Modern camping

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Living in a snow globe.

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

Online

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

An Excellent Excuse.

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'