Math Napper T-Shirts

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Man and Machine snoozing

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

Someone has had a hard day!

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

The Collective Unconscious

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'He stated jogging to work.'

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'