Nap-time Navigator Pillows

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Bookworm Sleepover

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Child driving a toy car

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'That never gets old.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Daisy Diaper Service

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Wake up."

Social Networks

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Baby's high fibre diet

How to save mankind...

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."