Nap-time Navigator Pillows

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Bookworm Sleepover

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Child driving a toy car

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'That never gets old.'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Sleepwalking Golfer

Social Networks

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Wake up."

How to save mankind...

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Baby's high fibre diet

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"