Screen Time Navigators Pillows

"I feel I no longer entertain the king. If I truly want his attention, I should join his tech-support team."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Child driving a toy car

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"No screen time means more scream time."

Social Networks

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

Hiding From Social Media

"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

Hooked on technology

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.

"You too the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold."

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Nobody understands my texts."

'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'