Screen Time Navigators Gifts

"I feel I no longer entertain the king. If I truly want his attention, I should join his tech-support team."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Child driving a toy car

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Modern camping

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"No screen time means more scream time."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

Social Networks

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

Hiding From Social Media

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."

"You too the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold."

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Hooked on technology

Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

"Nobody understands my texts."

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'