Screen Navigator Gifts

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Surfing the Web

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"I am not asking for directions."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Titanic: How's my steering.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."