Screen Time Navigator Pillows

Polar Bear on a Phone

"Nobody understands my texts."

A man points a remote at a hole in a grey wall

"I tried to tell a friend what you look like, but all I could describe was the top of your head."

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Social Networks

"I'm bored."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Phone Mittens

"No screen time means more scream time."

Children and technolohgy

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."

Hooked on technology

"You too the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold."

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.

Page not found...

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

"They grow up so quickly."

'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

All charged up and nowhere to go.