Polar Bear on a Phone
Screen Time Navigator T-Shirts
Express their digital passion with a witty screen time navigator t-shirt. Perfect for casual days, this apparel celebrates the love for tech and screens with a humorous twist.
"Nobody understands my texts."
A man points a remote at a hole in a grey wall
"I tried to tell a friend what you look like, but all I could describe was the top of your head."
"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
Social Networks
"I'm bored."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."
Snooze buttons for cat owners
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
Modern camping
'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'
"No screen time means more scream time."
Phone Mittens
Children and technolohgy
"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."
'U-S-A! U-S-A!'
'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'
"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"
"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"
Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.
"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."
The Dark Side of High-Definition TV
"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."
"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"
'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'
"You too the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold."
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Hooked on technology
Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
"They grow up so quickly."
Screen Time Navigator T-Shirts Collection
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