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"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."

Glued to a phone

'Watch with Whoever.'

Another episode of 'Yhe Young and the Listless.'

"FaceTime?"

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Hooked on technology

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"No screen time means more scream time."

Phone Mittens

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Free Little Library

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'