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"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

Children and technolohgy

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"No screen time means more scream time."

Free Little Library

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Phone Mittens

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

RAISED BY PHONES

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'