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"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"They grow up so fast."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Social Networks

"Get ready."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"

"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."

Hooked on technology

"Sorry, angel - showtime!"

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

"Nobody understands my texts."

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

Desert Island Downloads

'Check, please!'

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

Polar Bear on a Phone

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Watch with Whoever.'