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We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Binge Watch

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Toenail clipping missile.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

A woman bows to the crowd

"Get ready."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Morgan Freeman

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

At the 'Feel Good' movie of the year.

Hollywood director.

"Let me do the talking!"

Anton Mosimann

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"What you ain't - is A GENT!"

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'