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New Parent Navigators Gifts
Searching for something special for new parents mastering the art of navigation through sleepless nights and tiny tantrums? Our thoughtfully crafted gifts combine humor, warmth, and a touch of wit to make their parenting journey more joyful. Perfect for sharing laughs or offering support, these items are designed to bring comfort and humor to budding navigators as they chart their new course in parenthood.
'We mustn't frighten the new baby...'
Impracticle Guide to Having Babies
'Let me know when you reach the saturation point.'
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."
'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'
'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'
'How many fingers do you see?'
'sugar and spice my eye.'
"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."
'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'
Constructing your own prison!
'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'
'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."
Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.
'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'
Babies
'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'
"I think this end is loaded."
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!
Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.
"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.
"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"
'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'
"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."
"I couldn't find the off switch."
'Sleeping like a baby'
Triplets
"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."
"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"
New Parent Navigators Gifts Collection
New Parent Navigators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty and heartfelt messages for new parent navigators – perfect for morning coffee or late-night cuddles.
New Parent Navigators Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with funny and supportive messages for new parents navigating the early days. Great for adding humor to their living space.
New Parent Navigators Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate the journey of new parent navigators with charming illustrations and humorous quotes to brighten any nursery or living room.
New Parent Navigators T-Shirts
Check out our humorous and clever t-shirts designed for new parent navigators – ideal for relaxed days at home or casual outings.