Nether-net Navigators Gifts

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Computer Expert

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

The Escape Key

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

A dream of consequence

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You have a friend request.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'