Social Media Explorer Gifts

The four housemen of procrastination

'Weird... look Dad! Someone printed out a bunch of tweets, and then they added exrta characters to all the words...' 'Or as I call it, a book!'

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

Two-Facedbook.

Loneliness on Facebook.

I don't get what the problem is...I totally tweeted I'd be late an hour ago!

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'On Facebook, no one knows I'm a yeti.'

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

"If you want me to look at you when you talk to me, why don't you just FaceTime me?"

"Should we go online, and say 'hi' to our friends."

"I have 500 Facebook friends. I wonder who the kid is who lives next door?"

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

Large print laptop

'Sigh - another night in alone with all my friends.'

'I'll get you started on facebook even if you're under aged, But be careful, there's a lot of dishonesty in social media,'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

You Have One New Friend Request

"If you want to know more about what I did on summer vacation - follow me on facebook and instagram..."

Cinema: Now Playing - Based on the selfie that went viral.

Tunnel of Likes

"Stay tuned, aftwe the break we'll be back with a list of all today's conspiracy theories that are trending online."

A man wearing a fragile, porcelain mask

Just chilling out...and you?

"Here you are- I've been all over the Internet looking for you."

"The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online."

"Diaper change" is trending again.

Social media stalking tightrope walk.

Facebook maze.

"The real teeth are inside. Those are for the profile picture."

Dating for Seniors - Instagran.

"I'm furious - I've looked at Twitter and Facebook and can't find anything to be offended by."