Mechanical Marvel Admirer Mugs

Physics toy.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

New Season's Bathing Machines

Trapping the Polecat

The Multi-movement Bomb Catcher

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Metal Defective.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Alexander Fleming

Old-fashioned computer

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'It's a hybrid.'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

'Flea and tick circus'

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"

The uplifting nurse.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

'He's on steroids!'

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

Have you installed the heater?