Mobility Marvel Admirer Mugs

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Alexander Fleming

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

'Flea and tick circus'

'He's on steroids!'

The uplifting nurse.

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"

Car traffic.

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."