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"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Alexander Fleming

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

'He's on steroids!'

"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

The uplifting nurse.

Car traffic.

'Flea and tick circus'

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

'He was a bit of a showoff.'