Modern Mobility Admirer T-Shirts

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

Car traffic.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Puss n' scoot.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"Very minimalist"

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.