Modern Mobility Admirer Gifts

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

Puss n' scoot.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Very minimalist"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"For my money...any care looks good."