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'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Chasing Wheelchairs

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

The End of the Worker Bees

"It's the new mobile office."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Seamans' Hospital

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Mobility Park.

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Audio books are great way to while away the time...

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"When you said you were getting a mobility scooter, Dad, this isn't what I had in mind."

Nobility Scooter