Mechanical Marvel Appreciator Mugs

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

Old-fashioned computer

'It's a hybrid.'

Have you installed the heater?

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Robocop and Juliet.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"...but, seriously..."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Physics toy.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'Flea and tick circus'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

Michelangelo's David

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Incredible! - I have never seen a whole septic head before!!"

Trapping the Polecat

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."