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"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'

"Nice to put a face with a call."

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

"Who's the new guy?"

"So, tell me about this heart problem."

"I need it for my commute."

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

"Mr. Hobbs ... A Mr. Robb is here saying he might be able to help with teacher shortages."

Cheese robot-squad.

'I don't remember Bob being this good. I'm beginning to suspect that it's not even him.'

Cyber cafe for robots.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

'You'll have to go easy on me, I'm a little rusty.'

'Hi! I'm selling CD-Rom Encyclopedias...'

Woman at switch board turns to see a robot come to take her place

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

You've got mail. (computer mailman)

The AdRams Family no.3 - Real Virtual Pet

Parrot and Robot.

'That must be my computer date.'

At a bank a person deals with an automatic teller and a robot deals with a human teller.

"Er...anyone here speak binary?"

"Its nothing serious, you just need a reboot is all."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"My 'check engine' light came on."

Security verification failed! I am not a robot

Robot Bar

Robot and sun

"The world's FIRST fully automated divorce lawyer."

'He's a real nut -- he has a theory that we all evolved from PDAs.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I find her remarkably attractive."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"