Cyborg Admirer Gifts

Robot about to eat a battery

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Robot Painter

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Meowlzebub

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Artificial hearts.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Who's the new guy?"

Robot Office Tasks

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'That must be my computer date.'

Next World Tours

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."