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Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Robot Painter

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

Artificial hearts.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Robot Office Tasks

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Robot replaces human work

Robot about to eat a battery

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.