Comedic Twist Admirer Gifts

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Falstaff

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'