Cyborg Aficionado Gifts

"Nothing organic!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Best project manager we ever had."

Picasso: The Early Years

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'The stuka brought you.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Artificial hearts.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

Cubism Model

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Cover story: Picasso

"Write about robots."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"I'd like to make a return."

Georges Braque.