Rocket Admirer Pillows

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

Rocket and Witch Race

"This time the space race is between billionaires."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Robot Painter

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Employee of the Month