Zero-gravity Gamers T-Shirts

High-gravity baseball

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton's vacation

The One That Newton Missed

Newton discovers surrealism

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Flatulence in space...

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

"No air guitar"

Bowling ball earth

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

The cold vacuum of space...

Gastronauts

Newton discovers lower back pain.

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Space man with his possessions floating.

'I have to go, Maureen...I think the world's stopped rotating...'

'.....DOOR!'