Gravity-defying Gamer T-Shirts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Extreme miming"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

High-gravity baseball

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton's vacation

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Black Hole Exhibit

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Theory of Gravity

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Your weight and fortune.