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"Extreme miming"

"You left this on our ship."

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Take me to your feeder,'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Desert Planet

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Barack Skywalker