Age-defying Explorer T-Shirts

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Spontaneous...senility'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You're never too old for ballet!

Toys

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"This can't be good."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

The Fall from Pisa

Little boys