Age-defying Explorer T-Shirts

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Spontaneous...senility'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Polar bear bowling alley

The only way to see the world is to see the world

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Toys

You're never too old for ballet!

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Little boys

"This can't be good."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!