Gravity-defying Gamer Gifts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Extreme miming"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

High-gravity baseball

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Black Hole Exhibit

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Theory of Gravity

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Your weight and fortune.

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!