Zero-gravity Gamers Prints

High-gravity baseball

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Newton's vacation

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

The One That Newton Missed

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.

Newton discovers surrealism

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Flatulence in space...

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Bowling ball earth

"No air guitar"

"I hate how my limbs flail about in zero gravity!"

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

Space man with his possessions floating.

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Newton discovers lower back pain.

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Gastronauts

The cold vacuum of space...

'I have to go, Maureen...I think the world's stopped rotating...'