Zero Gravity Fan Prints

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

High-gravity baseball

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Moon Lander

Caliologist

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Hot enough for ya?'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?