Zero-gravity Gamer Prints

"So, who won here?"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

High-gravity baseball

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Newton's vacation

The One That Newton Missed

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Black Hole Exhibit

Newton discovers surrealism

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Flatulence in space...

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Theory of Gravity

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

Your weight and fortune.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

In fact gravity was discovered by Isaac Newton's niece Deirdre Martini.

Bowling ball earth

Footballer falls out of the TV