Zero Gravity Fan Gifts

"I hate how my limbs flail about in zero gravity!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

High-gravity baseball

Hot Pie Therapy

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Moon Lander

Caliologist

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'