Zero Gravity Golfer T-Shirts

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

High-gravity baseball

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'He lived and died for golf.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Golfing with God.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Flatulence in space...

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Thanks God!

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"I hate how my limbs flail about in zero gravity!"

"No air guitar"

Gastronauts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Space man with his possessions floating.

Golf on the moon

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Music in Space.

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

NASA. Donuts. Go ahead and eat it, Ernie --- The 5-second rule doesn't apply in zero gravity!

"This party has no atmosphere."

Paraplegics in Space

Gravity inversion boots on the planet Kzephyl which has no gravity.

"Okay guys, what's wrong?"

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

'Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.'

'Peace.'