Zero Gravity Golfer T-Shirts

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

High-gravity baseball

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'He lived and died for golf.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Golfing with God.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Flatulence in space...

Thanks God!

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"No air guitar"

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Space man with his possessions floating.

Gastronauts

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Music in Space.

Golf on the moon

"This party has no atmosphere."

Gravity inversion boots on the planet Kzephyl which has no gravity.

"Okay guys, what's wrong?"

Paraplegics in Space

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"So, who won here?"