Zero-gravity Chef T-Shirts

Spaceman serving shrimp.

High-gravity baseball

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Solar Range.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

Flatulence in space...

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Kirks & Tacos

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"I hate how my limbs flail about in zero gravity!"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Gastronauts

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

The cold vacuum of space...

Space man with his possessions floating.

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

NASA. Donuts. Go ahead and eat it, Ernie --- The 5-second rule doesn't apply in zero gravity!

"This party has no atmosphere."

"Okay guys, what's wrong?"

Gravity inversion boots on the planet Kzephyl which has no gravity.

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

Paraplegics in Space

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

"So, who won here?"