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"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

Quartet of chefs.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'..and one for the pot.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Baker

'It's her signature dish.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Cutting round an igloo...

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Kirks & Tacos

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"You're not even dressed?"

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

Christmas canape?

MasterWitch

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Lobster potion.

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"Should you add more pepper?"

Home on the Range.