Comic Chemistry Fan Gifts

Carbon Dating.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Sexual chemistry set

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Call me!"

Dog In Your Face Comics