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On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sexual chemistry set

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Carbon Dating.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Spud dating.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

Augmented reality check

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

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'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."