Nerdy Networking Gifts

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Sexual chemistry set

Second lifeReal life.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Programmer Dreams

Geek on Wheaties Box.

People who understand Venn diagrams

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Tug the Toggle

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"Get names!"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Absent Friends Reunited.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Geek Beach

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!