Nerdy Activities Gifts

Tug the Toggle

'One eye of newt or two?'

Little league world series of poker.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Sexual chemistry set

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'